I graduated from Portland State University with a BA in Graphic Design.
That's it. (Okay. I graduated from Portland State College. But the next year it became a university and if I just said "college" here someone is bound to think I’m talking about some podunkian college in Maine.)
And I did spend a year and a week in pilot training which ought to count for something. I know it's not a "masters" degree like Dave and Pam and Patti have but geez....
And I took Tim Harrower's page-llayout class at Portland State (University!), and, yeah, I only audited it, but I'm sure I would have gotten a B. Or a C+. C at the least — that's passing.