Instructions:

Get a bottle of wine (my wife and I got a French wine — France, after all, is Sarah Palin's favorite city) and soak the label off. Click on the label to the left and it will download a pdf file. Print the pdf, cut it out, apply glue with a glue stick and put the top half on the front of the bottle and the bottom half on the back. Or vice versa.

Then give the bottle to a friend.

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