For your very own bottle....
Get some wine (my wife and I got a French wine — France, after all, is Sarah Palin's favorite city) and soak off the label. Click on the image to the left and it will download a pdf file. Print the pdf, cut it out, apply glue with a glue stick and put the top half on the front of the bottle and the bottom half on the back. Or vice versa.
Then give the bottle to a friend.