Michele Bachmann has won 2013's Lifetime Achievement Award and therefore been selected for this year's label. She narrowly beat out Rob Ford, who, with any luck at all, will be chosen for next year's label.

Michele has announced that she will not seek re-election next year, and it has nothing to do (the Wine Label Selection Committee is almost certain) with campaign finance irregularities in previous elections.

Instructions:

Get a bottle of wine and soak off the label. Click on the picture to the left and it will take you to a pdf file. Print the pdf, maybe spray it with a glossy fixative, cut it out, apply glue with a glue stick and put the top half on the front of the bottle and the bottom half on the back. Or vice versa.

Then give the bottle to a friend.

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