Monsanto Signature Merlot

The closest you'll get to something that is not genetically modified on this bottle of wine is the label.

Buy an inexpensive wine (I was going to say cheap, but who can find Thunderbird anymore?), soak its label off and print the one to the right. (Wait, that's my right, your left.)

To print the label, click on it and you will be presented after a few minutes — it's a large file — with a pdf version.

With an X-acto knife and ruller, using the crop marks as guides... cut.

And then use a glue stick to attach the label.

 

 

 

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