Did you ever wonder why fish have such low cholesterol?  Because they eat oatmeal for breakfast every morning. Yes, every single morning! (If the idea of eating a constant diet of fish food flakes sounds horribly monotonous, try eating oatmeal.)

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And while we’re on the subject of oatmeal, that one brand, the one with the guy wearing a hat, on a red and blue container? It has no connection with the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers). The name was chosen because of the Quakers’ reputation for honesty and dependability and because “Used Car Salesman Oats” seemed a bit too long for a title.

F is for fishbowl, with oatmeal inside.

A is for alligatorD is for dachshundF is for fishbowlP is for pirateS is for scarecrow • Y is for Yetis

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