Pirates are immoral, foul, dishonorable and corrupt reprobates. They aren’t very nice either. When they are not plundering and looting ships, pirates are busy copying movies and software and selling them on the Internet.

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Pirates have extremely poor diets. Some live for months at a time on nothing but corn dogs and cola drinks. The closest thing to a vegetable they eat is mustard.

P is for pirate, raiding the fridge.